Yes, I know Chanukah is long gone, but this is funny… From HoorayHoopla.com
if you’re a good jew, you know that the letters on the israeli dreidel mean: a great miracle happened here. for your next hannukah party, bring the miracle of hannukah to your bathroom and show off a place that also has great miracles. and we all know that after eating all those latkes and jelly donuts, it’s a great miracle if you can make it on time. And in case you’re REALLY in a rush, the dreidel shape also makes a great arrow! The toilet seat lid is made from 100% cotton.
President Obama placed the Middle East at the forefront of his first hours in office yesterday as he sought to make good on his promise of “ushering in a new era of peace”.
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The spokesman for President Abbas revealed that Mr Obama had told the Palestinian leader that their conversation was his first with a foreign statesman since taking office. Mr Obama also spoke to President Mubarak of Egypt, Ehud Olmert, the Israeli Prime Minister, and King Abdullah of Jordan.
Hamas is surprised that Israel is fighting back. What, no more free rides? You mean they can’t just shoot rockets into Israel with no consequences? That’s not fair. Inhumane. Call the UN!
Hamas: We Didn’t Expect it Two captured terrorists interviewed by Maariv/NRG say that Hamas was not expecting Israel’s response to the escalation in missile attacks on Israeli targets that preceded Operation Cast Lead. One of them, a 52-year-old victim of a premature detonation who had already done time in an Israeli jail, said, “Hamas took a gamble. We thought, at worst Israel will come and do something from the air - something superficial. They’ll come in and go out. We never thought that we would reach the point where fear will swallow the heart and the feet will want to flee. You [Israel] are fighting like you fought in ‘48. What got into you all of a sudden?”
NEW YORK—The United Nations, a highly organized governing body bent on world peace, has obtained a nuclear warhead and intends to use the dangerous device to pursue its radical human rights agenda, sources reported Monday.
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“Tremble before the awesome might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives,” said Ban, boldly holding a stack of diplomatic resolutions in his hand. “At last, when the United Nations calls for the development of more sustainable agricultural practices, the world at large will listen.”