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Who Would Save More Jews?

Posted By Psycho On Mar 8, 2009 Funny, Videos

Jessi Klein has a question for you: If the Holocaust happened today, which celebrity with all their money would save more Jews?

Via: @YLove

Tags: comedy, comedy central, holocaust, jessi klein, jews

Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track

Posted By Psycho On Mar 7, 2009 Funny

Via: The Onion

Tags: car, jewish, racing, sponsor

Hannukah Toilet Seat Cover

Posted By Psycho On Jan 25, 2009 Funny, Holidays

Yes, I know Chanukah is long gone, but this is funny… From HoorayHoopla.com

if you’re a good jew, you know that the letters on the israeli dreidel mean: a great miracle happened here. for your next hannukah party, bring the miracle of hannukah to your bathroom and show off a place that also has great miracles. and we all know that after eating all those latkes and jelly donuts, it’s a great miracle if you can make it on time. And in case you’re REALLY in a rush, the dreidel shape also makes a great arrow! The toilet seat lid is made from 100% cotton.

Photo: HoorayHoopla

Tags: dreidel, hannukah, seat cover, toilet

Smells Like Brooklyn

Posted By Psycho On Jan 16, 2009 Funny

For those of you who love Brooklyn… Smell this!

From the NY Post:

The Manhattanites who for years turned their noses up at Brooklyn will now have to pay as much as $220 just to take a sniff.

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“We wanted something that captures the young vibe of Brooklyn, and we took a lot of risks,” said Laurice Rahme, founder of Bond No. 9.

Via: Heeb

Tags: bond no. 9, brooklyn, cologne

Hamas Will Never Learn

Posted By Psycho On Jan 16, 2009 Funny, Israel

“It’s remarkable how they do it over and over again.”

Photo: IBD Editorials

Tags: cartoon, hamas, Israel

Onion: U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon

Posted By Psycho On Jan 14, 2009 Funny

The Onion Reports:

NEW YORK—The United Nations, a highly organized governing body bent on world peace, has obtained a nuclear warhead and intends to use the dangerous device to pursue its radical human rights agenda, sources reported Monday.

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“Tremble before the awesome might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives,” said Ban, boldly holding a stack of diplomatic resolutions in his hand. “At last, when the United Nations calls for the development of more sustainable agricultural practices, the world at large will listen.”

Added Ban, “We will no longer be ignored.”