Hannukah Toilet Seat Cover

Yes, I know Chanukah is long gone, but this is funny… From HoorayHoopla.com

Hannukah Toilet Seat Cover

if you’re a good jew, you know that the letters on the israeli dreidel mean: a great miracle happened here. for your next hannukah party, bring the miracle of hannukah to your bathroom and show off a place that also has great miracles. and we all know that after eating all those latkes and jelly donuts, it’s a great miracle if you can make it on time. And in case you’re REALLY in a rush, the dreidel shape also makes a great arrow! The toilet seat lid is made from 100% cotton.

Photo: HoorayHoopla

Obama Calls Abbas First, Is He Special?

 

President Obama, with Vice President Biden, finishes signing one of his executive orders on his first full day in office.

Obama called Paletinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas first, what does this mean?

From TimesOnline:

President Obama placed the Middle East at the forefront of his first hours in office yesterday as he sought to make good on his promise of “ushering in a new era of peace”.

[…]

The spokesman for President Abbas revealed that Mr Obama had told the Palestinian leader that their conversation was his first with a foreign statesman since taking office. Mr Obama also spoke to President Mubarak of Egypt, Ehud Olmert, the Israeli Prime Minister, and King Abdullah of Jordan.

Via: memeorandum

Photo: By Gerald Martineau — The Washington Post

Smells Like Brooklyn

For those of you who love Brooklyn… Smell this!

From the NY Post:

The Manhattanites who for years turned their noses up at Brooklyn will now have to pay as much as $220 just to take a sniff.

[…]

“We wanted something that captures the young vibe of Brooklyn, and we took a lot of risks,” said Laurice Rahme, founder of Bond No. 9.

Brooklyn In A Bottle

Via: Heeb

Hamas Will Never Learn

“It’s remarkable how they do it over and over again.”

Hamas Doesn't Learn

Photo: IBD Editorials

What Got Into Israel?

Hamas is surprised that Israel is fighting back. What, no more free rides? You mean they can’t just shoot rockets into Israel with no consequences? That’s not fair. Inhumane. Call the UN!

ArutzSheva Reports:

Hamas: We Didn’t Expect it
Two captured terrorists interviewed by Maariv/NRG say that Hamas was not expecting Israel’s response to the escalation in missile attacks on Israeli targets that preceded Operation Cast Lead. One of them, a 52-year-old victim of a premature detonation who had already done time in an Israeli jail, said, “Hamas took a gamble. We thought, at worst Israel will come and do something from the air – something superficial. They’ll come in and go out. We never thought that we would reach the point where fear will swallow the heart and the feet will want to flee. You [Israel] are fighting like you fought in ’48. What got into you all of a sudden?”

Via: memeorandum

How-To: Boycott Israel Effectively

Great guide on how to boycott Israel. Make sure you throw out your cell phone.

Via: IsraellyCool

How-To: Proper Use Of Human Shields

Wow. Check out this move by an Israeli soldier when a Hamas terrorist throws a grenade at him…

Onion: U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon

The Onion Reports:

NEW YORK—The United Nations, a highly organized governing body bent on world peace, has obtained a nuclear warhead and intends to use the dangerous device to pursue its radical human rights agenda, sources reported Monday.

[…]

“Tremble before the awesome might of this cooperative assembly of appointed representatives,” said Ban, boldly holding a stack of diplomatic resolutions in his hand. “At last, when the United Nations calls for the development of more sustainable agricultural practices, the world at large will listen.”

Added Ban, “We will no longer be ignored.”

U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon

Photo: The Onion

The All New: Muslim Google

Do your Googles according to Islam: MuslimGoogle.com.

Muslim Google

I wonder what this message means when you search for Jew or Zionist…? Anyone speak Turkish?

Yasak
Bu web sayfasına erişim izniniz yok veya bu web sayfası Hizmet Şartları ihlalleri nedeniyle devre dışı bırakılmış.

Via: Infidels Are Cool

Why Everyone Loves Iran

CNN Reports:

TEHRAN, Iran — Officials say two men in Iran have been stoned to death for adultery and murder, while another escaped death only by digging his way out of the hole where he was buried to face a similar fate, according to media reports.